You get funny looks for eating with a knife & fork at the same time.
Everyone loves your Australian accent.
Turning right on red still feels a bit naughty.
You never say the words "biscuits" and "gravy" in the same sentence.
You're still a little bit scared of using the electric sockets in your bathroom.
You love that free refills are a thing.
Everyone back home thinks you live in a mansion. Oh wait, you really do.
Your bag and your purse are two different things.
You'll only eat fries if they're drowning in malt vinegar.
You sign up for a 401k at work, then worry this might turn out to be a race.
You learned the hard way never to reply "beer & lemonade" when the barman asks, "What's a shandy?"
Your mailman thinks Royal Mail means you got a letter from the Queen.
You put butter on your sarnies.
You pronounce this totally differently.
Everyone knows you're not American just by looking at your teeth.
You can't understand how peanut butter and jelly is even a thing.
Your closet is bigger than the boxroom you slept in as a kid.
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