You might be a Brit in America if ...

​You still get into the wrong side of the car.

​You get funny looks for eating with a knife & fork at the same time.

​Everyone loves your Australian accent.

Turning right on red still feels a bit naughty. 

​You never say the words "biscuits" and "gravy" in the same sentence.

​You're still a little bit scared of using the electric sockets in your bathroom. 

​You love that free refills are a thing. 

Everyone back home thinks you live in a mansion.
​Oh wait, you actually do. 

​Your bag and your purse are two different things.

​You'll only eat fries if they're drowning in malt vinegar.

You sign up for a 401k at work,
​then worry this might turn out to be a race.

​You learned the hard way never to reply "beer & lemonade"
​when the barman asks, "What's a shandy?"

Your mailman thinks Royal Mail means you got a letter from the Queen. 

​You put butter on your sarnies.

You pronounce this totally differently.

Everyone knows you're not American just by looking at your teeth.

​You can't understand how peanut butter and jelly is even a thing.

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